
“Emotionally Load-Bearing” Mug
For the coffee that’s quietly holding the whole day together.
Small parcels of internet weirdness
We hunt down gifts that make people say “wait, what?” First drop: desk-job humor for the coworker, the boss, and the person who replies to emails at 11pm.
Fan favorite (of ours)
“Smells Like Unread Emails” Candle · $26.99
Five originals, printed to order. Click any of them to see sizes and check out.

For the coffee that’s quietly holding the whole day together.

Notes of mild panic and cold coffee. (It’s unscented. Your inbox isn’t.)

Officially label the person who gets you through the week.

The most honest work slogan ever stitched. Four dark colors.

For meetings, group chats, and every time someone says “synergy.”
Everything here is meant to get a laugh, a double-take, or a “where did you find this?”
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